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Lauren Ambrose

My coworkers and I were at lunch and the server looked like Lauren Ambrose from my favorite show Six Feet Under.

When I requested a straw for my Ice Tea, she told me there was a no-straw policy because they are trying to help the Oceans, but if I wanted one she would get it.

“If you don’t mind,” I said.

Apparently she did mind, because the straw never came, but other than that the service was great.

I decided to say nothing because I didn’t want her to think I didn’t care about the safety of the fish.

It occurred to me that she must be low on psychopathy to have risked such a large tip just to defend the fish.

Had HBD Chick and her fan Jayman been there, they would have perhaps thought it was because she is Nordic, and Northwestern Europeans are more genetically moral because of a lack of cousin marriage.

 

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