I prayed that he would burn in hell, but I knew in my heart that even hell would not take him___Dr. Sam Loomis (Halloween IV)

With Halloween only a day away, it’s time to talk about evil. I recently saw a clip of the Trump rally at New York’s Madison Square Garden, and comic Tony Hinchcliffe said “There is an island of floating garbage in the middle of the ocean”…

My ears immediately perked up. I remembered learning about this island of garbage long ago and being devastated by it.

What’s he going to say about the island of floating garbage I wondered. I knew he was a comic so some punchline must be coming. “Well if Democrats didn’t make so make so much crap, we wouldn’t need to throw so much out” I imagined the punchline to be. Something nice and innocent like that. Instead the punchline was something so sick and so evil. I could never have seen it coming.

The whiter you are and lower IQ you are, the more likely you are to vote Trump, but because low IQ people tend to be non-white, IQ puts an upper limit on how white Trump supporters can be, and so for every white who is too smart to vote Trump, you get a minority who is too dumb not to.

Genetic studies show Peuroto Ricans are a hybrid race that is 64% European, 21% African, and 15% Native. I estimate these three races have genetic IQs of 100, 80 and 85 respectively and so Puerto Ricans should have an IQ of 0.64(100) + 0.21(80) and 0.15(85) = 64 + 16.8 + 12.75 = IQ 94. Their actual average IQ as reported by Lynn and Becker is 82 suggesting that their genetic potential has been suppressed by the malnutrition of not living on the U.S. mainland.

It’s very rare to find such a low IQ in a group with so much white ancestry, making them especially at risk for voting Trump, but thanks to Hinchcliffe’s cruel joke, Trump can kiss that vote good bye.

Thankfully Joe Biden came to Puerto Rico’s defense, saying something like “the only floating garbage are Trump supporters”. Now MAGA is trying to act like this was some huge political blunder by Biden, insulting 80 million Americans. Sorry MAGA, you don’t get to be offended. Only liberals have that power.

This is not the first time Team Trump has shown contempt for Puerto Rico. I remember after Hurricane Maria in 2017, when Trump finally flew down to Puerto Rico, he tossed paper towels at the people like they were trash. Instead of expressing sympathy for the hurricane they just endured like you’d expect any President to do, he scolded them for all the tax payer money the Hurricane relief was costing; blaming them for throwing the federal budget out of whack.