So on Saturday night they were playing The Karate Kid trilogy on AMC so I order a dozen egg rolls and started watching. Can’t believe Ralph Macchio was 23 in the original. I genuinely thought he was 12 until I googled and usually I’m pretty good at guessing age.

My favorite scene is when the genetic superior confronts a Caucasoid bully and reminds him of his second-rate place in the evolutionary hierarchy. I love how when the Caucasoid puts up his dukes, the genetic superior just stands there staring at him like Michael Myers would do.