Pumpkin Person rating: 7.5/10
Midway through my vacation, this evening I watched the 2014 horror film Death Do Us Part, directed by Nicholas Humphries, and written by Julia Benson, Ryan Copple, and Peter Benson. The plot was kind of stupid, with one contrived twist after another, but I thoroughly enjoyed it.
Although they were aiming for a post-modern Scream style slasher film filled with comedy, all of the jokes fell flat, so you were left with an old school, humorless slasher film, which is what I prefer. I don’t think horror and comedy should be mixed. What I loved most about this film:
- The setting: An incredibly isolated cabin deep in the woods with the ocean directly behind it. The location was stunning and cozy and all the more beautiful on a big screen TV. I kept trying to figure out where in the United States the film took place since it looked way too cold to be California, and I learned later it was set in Vancouver, Canada.
2. The cast: When I first started watching slasher films as a kid, all the teenaged characters were years older than me, but now that I’m in my 30s, the characters are all younger than me. Thus it was refreshing to watch a slasher filmer where the characters were generally in their 30s like me. Not only were they mostly all around my age, but they were in the same stage of life as me: About to get married. Indeed the film revolves around that one last weekend in the woods with friends, before you get married and life changes.
Pumpkin Person 
instead of big screen tvs and horror movies, let’s talk about something even more prole…
smoking.
i did smoke for about 6 months…because of a girl…best cigarettes are…
1. Players
2. Lucky Strike
and unknown to non-smokers, it’s actually possible to get high on tobacco.
just inhale a…forget the name…any cigar.
subjectively it’s a lot like being drunk.
I’ve always been extremely proud of the fact that I’ve never smoked. Always thought it was dumb, precisely because I never thought you get a high from it.
Alcohol may kill brain cells, but at least you get the joy of getting drunk, but I could never see any compensatory benefits of smoking that would even remotely justify the health costs
Although I’ve inhaled a lot of second hand smoke trying to pick up women on bar patios. Damn leftists have killed the bar scene in Ottawa by outlawing smoking even on patios. Now all the bars here are like ghost towns.
Smoking became prole when proles started smoking. Like big screen TVs, everything is upper class, when only the upper class are doing it, but once the proles start doing it too, the upper class must abandon it to maintain their exclusivity.
dear God peepee is a fucking fucktarded fucktard. any and every person who reviews horror films on a blog is PROLE and LOVES JEW COCK.
look at her latest post… on film featuring the jewish athlete… it’s clear peepee loves jew cock in her ass and vag.
flushton, jensen, lynnthead, gayman… they all love circumcised jew cock jizzing all over them.